Official Message Board

For those lacking a sense of humour, see Official Muse forum.

The Muse Messageboard is a place of war and confusion. Occasionally patrolled by Tom Kirk, who uncommonly gives some news about Muse, the message board is divided into two major parts:

• Main Muse
• Non Muse

These two sections exist in an uncomfortable treaty which barely prevents them e-killing eachother.

Forum Breakdown

Main Musers regard the Non-Musers as elitist and cynical, with a number of impenetrable inside jokes whose meaning has been forgotten by the members who started them, and frequently ask "if you don't like them so much, why are you still here?" *rolleyes smiley* . Non Musers, on the other hand, regard the Main Musers as hyperactive 13-year-olds obsessed with Matt's hair, Matt's bum, Matt's fianceé, Matt's skinny build, the number of things they would wish to do to Matt et cetera, with a number of impenetrable inside jokes whose meaning has been forgotten by the members who started them, and frequently ask "how anyone can fancy ratboy?". A few individuals act as free agents moving between Muse and Non Muse, and often brave the dark, obsessive world of Muse Live.

Regional dialects exist for both sections, with Main Musers using phrases such as "BEST...!!", "OMG", "cryptolog0RZ", and "pornogenic", while Non Musers prefer "sex", "BEEF!", "Tennant", and "crotch" (preferably all at the same time). Each of the board's main sections has a smaller, but ever-present splinter faction. Non Muse has "Banter wankers"; the most depraved minds of this generation, and creators of some of the most humorous hijinks since time began, and can best be summed up as "somewhere people slide into once they've gotten tired of spaffing about Muse 24/7, so it [has] more of a "bored veteran" (aka, tired old whore) air to it.." Meanwhile, the "PMT" or "Pornogenic Matt Team" is the equivalent Muse "faction", with an agenda known only to themselves. It is this secrecy which makes them so utterly terrifying, that, and the sheer extent of their Matt fascination.

Incidents of note (in no order)

• April fools 2007
• SAMBA (Stand Against (the) Muse Board Association)
• Moving of all conversational threads to Banter sub-forum
• Valentin_Selezynov's exhibition of "the perfect E5 chord"
• Valentin_Selezynov's reaction to one day ban

Users of note

• Valentin_Selezynov
• BOD
• JL_Rona (and dupes)
• Legin
• Juuso (Unsung hero 07)
• Dreamforporn (Best Couple 07)
• Nincy Face (Best Couple 07)
• Muse Queen (Having fucked many people on the board, a list is becoming compiled. So far on it is Bliss88, zinterz and a few others).