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| == The Museonite Religion ==
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| The Museonite Religion is a religion dedicated to the worship of the band MUSE.
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| '''Matthew Bellamy''' is the main god, being the god of the sun and the stars but not the moon.
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| '''Dominic Howard''' is the god of cigarettes and lemurs.
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| '''Christopher Wolstenholme''' is the god of teddy bears and shoulders.
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| The Museonite Religion has 11 commandments/requirements that follow:
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| 1. Thou Shalt know at least 2 MUSE songs.
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| 2. Thou cannot take any quiz, test, questionare, survey, etc. that does not involve the band MUSE, Matthew Bellamy, or any other various band members.
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| 3. must be able to recite 10 reasons why Matthew Bellamy's face should be on the dollar bill.
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| 4. Must know how to spell "MUSE"
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| 5. Must refrain from doing any work/hard thinking because Matthew Bellamy would be dissapointed.
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| 6. Must know at least 1 type of music MUSE does not play <polka>
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| 7. No one that speaks Hellabeneash can join.
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| 8. If anyone that is Museonite/Muselamic says "I will never eat chocolate cake, ever." They will be beheaded
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| 9. Must know what Matthew Bellamy's piano says on the side.
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| 10. Must know at least 1 Matthew Bellamy quote, e.g. "HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!" or "I LOST THE PLOT!..."
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| 11. Must know how many band members are in MUSE.
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