User:Zoellamas/Museonite

The Museonite Religion

The Museonite Religion is a religion dedicated to the worship of the band MUSE. Matthew Bellamy is the main god, being the god of the sun and the stars but not the moon. Dominic Howard is the god of cigarettes and lemurs. Christopher Wolstenholme is the god of teddy bears and shoulders.

The Museonite Religion has 11 commandments/requirements that follow:

1. Thou Shalt know at least 2 MUSE songs.

2. Thou cannot take any quiz, test, questionare, survey, etc. that does not involve the band MUSE, Matthew Bellamy, or any other various band members.

3. must be able to recite 10 reasons why Matthew Bellamy's face should be on the dollar bill.

4. Must know how to spell "MUSE"

5. Must refrain from doing any work/hard thinking because Matthew Bellamy would be dissapointed.

6. Must know at least 1 type of music MUSE does not play <polka>

7. No one that speaks Hellabeneash can join.

8. If anyone that is Museonite/Muselamic says "I will never eat chocolate cake, ever." They will be beheaded

9. Must know what Matthew Bellamy's piano says on the side.

10. Must know at least 1 Matthew Bellamy quote, e.g. "HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS!" or "I LOST THE PLOT!..."

11. Must know how many band members are in MUSE.